Ep. 454: Big Boy with Ian Karmel

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2016

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Ian Karmel joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of old Trivial Pursuit games, Ian's rules for public bathroom usage, and Wilford Brimley's sex life. Plus, Jordan helps Jesse commit to his new nickname, Ian pitches a few invention ideas, and there's a new situation in Jordan's special work bathroom.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.1	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.4	It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart Jordan Morris boy detective
0:16.8	Jordan Jesse go of course your weekly science experiment are things funny yet
0:23.9	We'll see dude. I've got a I've got a I've got a doozy of a story cute up about my
0:29.7	work bathroom
0:31.3	Can we laugh at this hard to say it's do jokes work day four
0:38.6	Should we just make noises
0:41.8	Loud-size grunts
0:44.7	What would you what do you want from a comedy podcast audience? Do you want us to try and be light and humorous?
0:51.9	You know I was thinking of doing yeah like a heartfelt speech about how 9-11 affected me
0:58.3	You know what it's like here in New York right in the aftermath of 9-11 sure sure
1:03.3	I mean people liked it when Letterman did it
1:05.8	I yeah, I think so just take other like you know key media moments and try and replicate them
1:13.2	Yeah, and then we bring what what do you remember about the mash finale?
1:19.7	Can we now I don't enjoy watching mash, but I mean I'm you know
1:24.8	I kind of know what the shows about maybe we could kind of you know poke through the mash finale together
1:29.8	I mean I wouldn't we wouldn't get all the beats
1:32.2	Right necessarily, but I think we could replicate the vibe. I've got the hot lips who hand beats committed to memory
1:37.9	Yeah, I'm right here in the old spank back to
1:41.6	For the folks at home Jesse's spank bank is I don't know right around his frontal cortex. Yeah, where does the spank bank lay?
1:49.1	Well, what you do is first you
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