Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris boy detective.

You look happy tonight Jordan. Well I uh...

Yeah I've got a little secret. Oh really? Daddy's little secret?

Yeah Daddy's got a little secret. Little itch downstairs.

Probably probably where the eye twinkles coming from. Got it.

Mm-hmm. Are you a father? Maybe I'll reveal it by the end of the episode.

Maybe I won't. Wow that's quite a tease. Yeah that's how I like to do it.

I had no idea. Yeah it's called an actor's secret.

What is it called? An actor's secret. Okay. I mean I consider this show a performance.

Right. The who I am on this show is not really who I am in real life. This is a character.

You're in happening a character. Yeah. You're making choices. Acting as choices.

Mm-hmm. Well I know it's having a secret. An actor's secret. Got it.

Mm-hmm. And Daddy's got one. And it's an itch downtown?

I'm not going to say whether or not it's a downtown itch.

Which is what you get when you have sex with downtown Julie Brown.

Should have worn a wub a wub a wub a wub a.

I heard to say what that means.

What do you think downtown Julie Brown's up to?

I mean you got to figure conservative commentator right?

Yeah following good Kennedys from the steps.

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