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Ep. 450: Grapefruit Boot Scoot

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

This week we're gossin' 'bout the HARDNESS of Top Gun, Holden praises the 1993 Crash Test Dummies album God Shuffled His Feet, when and if to use the term "peenie" and if we will see Harry Styles' in his upcuming film, a list of celeb dongs we've seen on screen and Holden reminisces about Mr. Skin, Jackie and MJ "mourn" the impending loss of Riverdale and plot the next CW Reboot, Jackie announces some exciting news with Glorias love life, She-Hulk Attorney At Law, the awkwardness of Kourtney Kardashian's garter belt. And in celeb conspiracy corner;  Is Austin Powers a secret Scientology Propagandaaaaaaaa?? A list that will make you feel like a better parent! Blindsss and SHOUUUUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, butter my button, call me a biscuit!

0:04.6

Have you been dying to see us live?

0:07.1

Then get siked about the last podcast network, Country Jamboree,

0:11.6

at the Rhyme and Auditorium, in Nashville, Tennessee, on June 18th.

0:16.6

Jackie, we're not at the Country Bear Jamboree, but I am grinning like a possum,

0:20.9

eating a sweet tater!

0:23.0

Cause we'll have all your favorite LPN family out in Performance Live,

0:27.3

including last podcast on the left, Page 7, Wizard in the Bruiser,

0:31.7

No Dogs in Space, Brider Side, Fraudsters, some place underneath,

0:36.4

the story must be told, and more!

0:38.9

Tickets available now!

0:40.6

Again, that's the Rhyme and Auditorium on June 18th, in Nashville, Tennessee,

0:45.2

the last podcast network, Country Jamboree!

0:58.9

Reving up your engine, listen to our howling roar,

1:05.0

Metal on detention, begging you to touch and go, go, go, go,

1:11.7

how went to the danger zone, buh buh buh buh,

1:17.0

I'm gonna ride into the danger zone,

1:22.6

I know what you're talking about!

1:23.6

I know what you're saying, don't ride into the danger zone,

1:25.9

because stranger danger, and that is an tip from me, Officer Holden.

1:31.2

Welcome!

1:32.0

I don't want you to ever be a police officer, no?

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