Good morning guys. Happy Friday. I hope everyone has had a fantabulous week.

Welcome back to It's Me Tanks, my podcast. I have had quite a chaotic week and I am just

running around New York like a little chicken with her head cut off. I had some amazing chicken

in Florida. Actually, it was in Florida. Okay. I know it seems like I took out her all this morning,

but again, I just had Jack's coffee. Jack's coffee, if you've never been to New York City,

I don't know what they put in it. And I think initially they liked me talking about it so much,

but now my love of it and the way that I describe it has gotten so violent and crazy. I don't

know if they like it anymore because the cold brew, oh my god. I don't really understand

how cold brew is so strong because I have an Americana every morning usually. And then I have cold

brew and I feel like I literally took crack. I mean, not that I've ever taken crack, but I think it

would be akin to that because I feel, I mean, look at the way I'm talking. This is on normal speed.

Imagine if you sped up listening to podcasts or 1.5, I'd be like, whatever, whatever, whatever,

anyway, got my jocks. Did a rich mom walk. I'm going to the Hamptons today because I'm

recording this on Thursday. And I'll be honest guys, I'm nervous. I am nervous because the Hamptons

is like Coachella. This is my metaphor. Ready? You know me. I love a fucking metaphor.

If you go to Coachella and you know what's up, if you have a good house, you got your group,

you know where to get all the food, you know, you know, where to tell your Uber to meet you and

you know what to wear and whatever, you can have a good time. But if you're not set up,

if you dare to go without having all your your ducks in a row, all your shit in line,

it's a disaster. And that is my experience with the Hamptons because you know what? Like if you're

staying at Jerry Seinfeldtow's and like, you're going to a barbecue with like, you know, I don't know,

although Hamptonsy people and you have an amazing time. Yeah, I'm sure it's nice. People are

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