EP: 439 The Lost Episode: Conspiracy Theories, Time Travel & The Future of Humanity with Ninjas Are Butterflies

Blurry Creatures

Nature, Science, Religion & Spirituality, Christianity

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2026

⏱️ 115 minutes

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It got lost. Now it is back. This is the first episode we ever recorded in our new studio, a full crossover with Ninjas Are Butterflies, and we are dropping it from the archives to celebrate their 200th episode release. What follows is a full episode with the #1 Comedy Podcast in Barbados, recorded, buried, and recently recovered from the Blurry Creatures archives. In true NAB fashion, it's: Party shirts. A song written an hour before tape. A warning that the whole thing is about to get flagged. And the energy of five guys who clearly should not be allowed in a basement together. Josh, Andy, and Andrew join Blurry for a wide-ranging conversation that hits everything from Graham Hancock's Ancient Apocalypse to the megalithic mysteries of Peru and beyond. The crew digs into the connection between the Watchers of Genesis 6, the Book of Enoch, and the "enlightened travelers" Hancock describes. From there, we walk through a list of conspiracy theories that have been proven true, from the Tuskegee experiments and Operation Paperclip to MKUltra and Operation Northwoods, and we unpack what that track record means for the world we're living in now. The conversation lands on future predictions, transhumanism, Neuralink, the coming Great Deception, and why the peace of Christ is the only thing that holds when everything else is shaking. What was lost is now found, and an episode for the ages. Congrats on 200 episodes, NAB. This Episode is Sponsored By: http://blurrygold.com/ — Get a FREE Gold & Silver Kit while supplies last! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You know, we've heard the stories, Luke.
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