Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

Jordan Jesse go I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

Jesse Thorn vacationing this week

I'm assuming he might not be vacationing he could be out on some sort of family

emergency but because I don't pay attention to things I wouldn't know that so

Jesse if you're vacationing hope you're having a blast chillin and grillin if you

are having a family emergency I am sorry for your loss and he or she was a

wonderful man or woman and they enriched the lives of everyone around them and

we'll always remember him or her in our hearts or minds or thoughts or prayers

I feel like I've covered all my bases even though Jesse is out this week I have

two two new friends to the Jordan Jesse go family two delightful comics so I

think we'll become beloved regulars as soon as you can say Chris Fairbanks

first off a a stand-up comic of some renowned Monica Scott hey welcome to the

program thank you my second guest also a stand-up comic of some renowned and a

brand spanking new writer for at midnight on Comedy Central my new co-worker

please walk in hi hi everybody you're here you got a guild credits I'm ready to

go you're a recent New York transplant how long how long have you been in L.A. like

a week since Sunday so this is what the fifth day yeah fifth day is always the

hardest yeah I've heard that that's what you have to do your podcast day I'm on

fifth meal because you got to get skinny and L.A. right yeah yeah you're having a

meal a day geez all right tubbo you're gonna want to get that down to four a week

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