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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 437: Ghost Pie with Mike Eagle

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2016

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Rapper Open Mike Eagle joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of everyone's favorite pies, Jordan's upcoming trip to Alaska, Jeff Goldblum's attractiveness and Jesse's growing VHS collection.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.4

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris Boyd Detective Jordan

0:15.2

You are you are bathed as we record this podcast you are bathed in purple light. Mm-hmm. Lylac. I'm gonna call it lilac. Yeah

0:23.3

It's a because I'm I'm royalty. I just found out. Oh really? Yeah

0:28.2

Did you just find out your real princess? I did and you know purple is the the color of royalty

0:34.3

Uh-huh, so I'm calling ahead when I go to my various engagements. Uh-huh podcasting of course

0:41.4

ribbon cutting ceremonies sure

0:44.0

Blood orgies right. Oh, I'm a vampire princess by the way you're a vampire princess. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I had no idea the blood orgies

0:51.0

But I still do I honestly did not even know that they had a

0:54.9

Cast system oh, yeah, I'm a vampire community. No, no, it's very it's very stringent. It's futile

1:00.2

It's yeah, I mean it's why we like to say traditional. I knew that we do of course a futile because that has a bad connotation

1:06.6

I knew about Dracula's position. Mm-hmm. He's a count. You sure?

1:11.5

Although can I just put in a recommendation? I think for all the work that he's done. I mean we don't like to

1:18.0

I don't know if you've seen the blade movie. I have it. No, they're very accurate. Oh really?

1:23.7

You know you a script consultant. I thought you listen if I had known about my status as a vampire princess in the mid 90s

1:30.8

Right, I would have insisted on at least doing a pass on all the blade scripts. Sure, but I wasn't aware and so these days

1:37.3

You mostly just hang out by Ryan Reynolds house. Yeah, yeah, we're seeing the blade movies. He was in the third one. Okay, great

1:42.5

He played a blade's friend the human great

1:46.3

Um

1:48.3

It's gonna be honest blades friend the white guy. Yeah, it's nice white friends. Yeah

1:53.3

Um

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