Well, 2017 is over and it was a terrible year for leftists or in other words a great year

for America.

What's going to happen in 2018 here are my top five predictions.

Number one, the Super Bowl will be played between the New England Patriots and some other

team.

Approximately 76 people will attend the game, but the audience will be boosted by the

hundreds who tune in for its live broadcast on Spike TV.

The halftime show will feature Chelsea Handler singing her new hit song, Screw You America

and your stinking flag too.

And it will include a massive dance number representing the United States Army's oppression

of indigenous peoples around the world.

After the game, NFL executives will hold a meeting to discuss the mysterious decline

in their ratings.

They'll conclude they need more outreach to transgender people.

Prediction number two, CNN will break an exclusive story detailing how President Trump

personally funneled top secret defense information to the Russian ambassador in exchange for

a permit to open a new Trump resort in Moscow.

Several hours later, CNN will issue a clarification stating it was not President Trump, but his

personal friend Melvin Hankey and it was not defense information, but a bottle of wine

and it was not the Russian ambassador, but some girl named Lily Bernstein and it was

not in exchange for a building permit in Moscow, but in exchange for $20 and that Hankey

was not Trump's friend, but works in a liquor store.

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