Ep. 436 - Breaking: Christ is Born
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2017
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:26.9 | Slack.com slash DHQ. In keeping with the season of miracles and magic, we have the most |
| 0:34.0 | miraculous magical guest of all back with us in the studio. |
| 0:38.4 | Hey, hey, hey, Santa Claus. It's me, Santa Claus. |
| 0:43.9 | You're, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to come back to us again. |
| 0:48.7 | Hey, no biggie. I needed the smoke. Okay, can you not smoke at the North Pole? |
| 0:53.0 | Oh, you're kidding me. With the elves, you like one lousy stoke. The fetching is unbearable. |
| 0:59.5 | And, Drew, if it's not one thing that complain about it's another, I'm allergic to smoke. |
| 1:05.5 | I can't eat anything with nuts in it. Stop grabbing my butt. |
| 1:10.4 | They're never happy. They sound almost like Democrats. |
| 1:15.2 | No joke. Plus, they live to be 150. So it's like an entire toy factory full of mini-Bernie |
| 1:23.1 | Sanders. Cute, tiny little Bernies with their pointy hats and their little slippers with |
| 1:29.3 | bells on them and their firm round little butt. I wake up screaming for it. |
| 1:35.6 | That does sound somewhat nightmarish, a little bit cross between a nightmare and a fantasy, |
| 1:40.8 | but I keep hearing about this. I keep hearing about this war on Christmas. Is that a real |
| 1:49.6 | thing? Oh, yeah. I mean, but fortunately that other fat guy, you know, the one with the |
| 1:54.7 | red hat who brings joy to the masses. What's his name? He got me. |
| 1:59.9 | The president of the Trump Trump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, him. Fortunately, he got us tax |
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