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Ep. 434: We Accept Carnal Lust

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The Last Podcast Network

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

This week we're mourning the passing of Meatloaf and pay tribute by gossin' 'bout Meatloaf doing anything for love (but getting pegged), the finer points of karaoke etiquette, Holden recalls his brothers descent into Young Life, M&M's going to horny jail but it's okay because they are now inclusive, Peter Dinklage (properly) rages at Disney on the WTF podcast, Julia Fox x Kanye West's couple name and her possible creepy obsession with Kim, the tasty new Oscar Mayer's bologna face mask, Neil Young pulls his music from Spotify and an unBIEBERable celeb conspiracy in the corner; Did Justin Bieber fake having Lyme Disease?! Not to mention is it deja vu?! No! It's a brand spankin' new phobia filled list, blinds and the shoutz!

Transcript

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0:00.0

A roast as dark as the night, perfect for fueling the cryptid research and mad

0:05.8

ravings required for your podcasting. Don't mind the red eyes, he's just trying to

0:11.4

warn you of the bridge. The bridge. Finally, from the caffeine-addled brains of

0:16.6

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0:21.4

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0:27.9

order yours today.

0:42.9

In my heart of hearts I want to start with Soja Boy because that damn oo oo's

0:48.9

man, you you crazy 90 day fiancee, it is stuck in my head. However, I have a big

0:54.5

bone to pick and yes I am starting with that RIP Meatloaf but the passage I'm

0:59.6

going to sing is very important. I know the territory up and around in

1:06.6

all turn to dust and will all fall down sooner or later your biscuit

1:14.3

rowing around. I won't do that. No, no, no, I won't do that. It's in the song. It drives me mad.

1:28.2

What is, oh, I'll do it. I'll do it. I think it's a for love. Oh, is it anal sex? It's not. It's in the song.

1:34.4

Welcome to page seven. I'm coming in hot today. It's but it's, no, come on. It's

1:41.4

definitely that he doesn't want to have but fuck sex. Yeah, this is this 10 minute long

1:47.9

epic song. You know, it's about yeah, he just want to get pegged. Oh, that makes a lot of

1:53.3

1993. I'm just like my people. Yeah, right. I mean, you know, I never thought of it that he didn't want to get

1:58.9

pegged. I always thought that he wouldn't do. He wouldn't be the top for anal sex. I thought it was

2:06.4

the opposite. I think you guys are right. I think it's funnier to think that it's a song. It doesn't want to get

2:11.2

a person who will the for the very first time be entered in that area by a doctor, not a lover,

2:19.6

and that still hasn't happened yet. That will be my that will pop my butt. Cherry. What do they call my butt?

2:27.0

I think it's a hell of a butt. Cherry. I think. Oh, yeah, it's not my butt mango. All right, it's got to be

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