Howdy, howdy, we are here on a Thursday, two days after the Republican debate.

Controversy continues to brew around who exactly will take the nomination.

Will it be Donald Trump? Will it be Jeb Bush?

Also, we will be talking a little bit about things I hate later in the segment, of course.

And Michael Moore makes a gigantic ass of himself, which is the only,

there's nothing surprising in any part of that sentence.

In fact, Michael Moore, gigantic and ass is triple redundancy.

So we'll get to all of that.

I'm Ben Shapiro.

This is the Ben Shapiro show.

Tends to demonize people who don't care about your feelings.

All righty. So, let's jump righty.

So let's jump right in with Michael Moore.

Michael Moore is, he's a troll.

He's been a professional troll for a very long time.

If you remember Michael Moore, the fat guy who does bad documentaries, going all the way back to Roger and me, he's not untalented, is the truth.

If you watch his documentaries, he knows how to put together a film. He knows how to put together a documentary. He spent a lot of time very early in his career, suggesting socialism was the best. Now he's moved on to full-blown communism. But his new movie is all about how America keeps invading all these places in the world and it's so terrible, American invasion creates just all this blowback. Well, Michael Moore isn't getting very much attention for his new documentary. And so the way he's decided to fight that is by going after

Donald Trump, because Trump is the owner and occupier of all mainstream media. So today, Michael

Moore, who is, he's beginning to,

he looks either like, I mean, there's no way to do a Michael Moore story without making

fun of his looks. There's just no way to do it. So we're just going to do it. He either looks

like Tootles from Hook, or for those who've seen that film, or he looks like a 75-year-old grandmother.

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