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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 427: The Triple Crab with Jensen Karp

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2016

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Writer and former rapper Jensen Karp joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jordan's nighttime cat issues, the internet subculture of ruining shoes, and Jensen's friendship with Kanye West before he was famous.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.2

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.7

It's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart

0:14.6

Jordan Morris boy detective are you friend?

0:16.3

I'm uh well I'm uh I'm having a little trouble sleeping these days

0:21.0

Really are you an insomniac or a non-somniac?

0:24.4

Uh oh I didn't know I didn't know a non-somniac was a thing

0:28.0

Yeah my dad's uh my dad's neighbor slash his neighbor dad buddy

0:34.0

Bento uh claim to be a non-somniac

0:37.4

Someone who does not sleep at all

0:39.2

Exactly so his claim was not that he did not sleep at all

0:44.3

But rather someone who when they didn't sleep it was because they did not require sleep

0:48.1

Okay so I think he slept he said he slept like three or four hours a night

0:52.4

Okay that was all he needed

0:54.1

All right that doesn't that seems like an exaggeration though

0:57.1

Calling yourself a non-somniac because you sleep

0:59.8

Three or four hours a night

1:01.0

Yeah like half as much as you're supposed to

1:03.0

So you think that he should that the rule should be only if you are a non-sleeper

1:07.9

I would say like if you're under I want to say under two hours

1:12.8

Under two? Under two

1:14.4

What if you're doing that like Benjamin Franklin thing where you sleep for 20 minutes every four hours or whatever

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