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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 426: Masked Musk with Jonathan Van Ness

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2016

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Jonathan Van Ness from Funny or Die's Gay of Thrones and the MaxFun podcast Getting Curious joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of MTV in the 1990s, Jordan's experience ripping his pants, and Jonathan's hypothetical thruple for Jordan.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.3

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris boy detective. How are you friend? Do a nice nice

0:16.6

Oh, I'm doing nice you did roll in here. I can very positive attitude. I can do nice all by myself

0:22.8

Excuse me Tyler Perry's I can do nice all by myself. Got it. Yeah. Hey, I got good news for you Jordan. I'd love to hear that

0:30.8

If you kill me right now

0:33.6

My family I'd be lying if I said I wasn't considering it right so right well. I could tell you were in a good mood

0:39.8

Yeah, it's because I was thinking of murder

0:42.4

My family gets six hundred thousand dollars if I kill you. Yeah, did you get Jordan insurance?

0:49.6

Exactly you would be surprised at how affordable it is. Yeah, given how much murdering you do

0:54.4

I

0:56.4

Saw my friend Jerry. Mm-hmm. I don't know if you know Jerry, but he's probably one of the best known

1:03.8

He's probably one of the best known life insurance guys in the whole to look a lake area. Okay, okay, so I just see

1:10.5

I am not invited to those parties. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. I wasn't trying to

1:14.4

I don't know what kind of star card you know I don't want to kind of shindig you get invited to you know as the late Prince once said

1:21.0

Baby, I'm a star

1:23.0

You get up to to look alike. Mm-hmm. You go talk to my friend Jerry

1:27.4

He's gonna talk to you. He probably wouldn't even see me, but I can look Jordan. Can you make some calls? Are we friends?

1:35.2

Yes, yeah, we've been friends for a long time, right? That's why I'm considering making your death so quick

1:39.6

You think you think I'm not gonna you think I'm not gonna give a call up to to look alike to Jerry's office

1:45.7

Talk to Cheryl and get Cheryl to get you on the books with Jerry

1:49.9

I would appreciate it. I mean, you know listen. I'll believe it when I'm sitting in that sweet office

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