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The bridge.

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Oh, it's that time of year.

Jingle-jangle, jingle-jangle, I think that there's some very poor people trying to buy some

food at all.

I want it to look beautiful if my mom meets Jesus

Tonight she's going to

Spoiler alert. She's going to you know, I've been in the hospital and I don't want anyone to put nice shoes on me when I'm in the hospital

I don't walk I rolled up they have like the roll up at the tip like I've been crushed by a house

Yeah, I'm a guy's my house. That's how I want to be buried with a fake house on me and the rolled up shoes

Clickety-clack and clickety-clack all the way to the grave

Imagine a leprechaun's shoes when I think of Christmas shoes

Oh, yeah, I want to combine St. Patty's day everyone's favorite holiday. Yeah, the Christmas. That's a great idea

No, St. Patty meets St. Nick and they fuck that's right

We are ready for it. I'm very excited because I made both hold an NMJ cry

multiple times with the articles that I sent for today's episode and you know what I take that as a badge of honor for me

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. A lot of weeping and it happened in today's

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