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Infants on Thrones

Ep 424 – Weird Alma

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.71K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2017

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Tom and Matt are joined by Eric Herman, also known as Weird Alma. Eric talks about his journey from addiction, joining the church, and then eventually leaving. We also talk about some of the songs on his parody album, “Straight Outta Cumorah.” Eric is a musician who focuses on creating music for kids. http://www.EricHermanMusic.com http://www.WeirdAlma.com http://www.EricEndres.com

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0:00.0

This is infants on Thrones, the philosophies of men, mingled with humans.

0:08.0

We are the core. I'm the prophet Joe Smith I beseech you forthwith to be my wife number 29

0:26.6

you're several months shy of 15

0:29.2

You're dutiful so be mine.

0:33.0

If you don't I'll be flawed by a big flaming sword

0:40.0

wielded by an angel divine your're several months shy of 15

0:45.2

And you're dutiful so be mine

0:51.8

You're my baby practically you're my boo

0:55.0

Since you were 11 I've been grooming you

0:59.0

I know you devout so you should have no doubt but oh please don't let Emma find out if

1:07.2

you marry me I'll exalt your family I'll talk crap about you if you decline. You're several months shy of 15.

1:16.2

You're due to food so be mine.

1:20.2

You're several much shy of 15

1:24.0

And you're dutiful, so be mine.

1:29.0

By the way, my darling girl, would you mind burning this recording after you listen to it you see we

1:34.9

don't want it burning audio oh that's right thank you William darling that's my

1:40.1

secretary William Clayton right so burning an audio file means to make a copy of it,

1:46.0

and that's the opposite of what I want.

1:48.0

So tell you what, my dear,

1:49.5

burn the email that I sent you with that record.

1:52.0

Sir, you can't burn an email?

1:54.0

Well, hell.

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