A roast as dark as the night, perfect for fueling the cryptid research and mad ravings required

for your podcasting.

Don't mind the red eyes, he's just trying to warn you of the bridge!

The bridge!

Finally, from the caffeine-eviled brains of Spring Hill Jack Coffee and last podcast on the

left, we bring you Mothman's red eye blend.

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So, I'm going to start off the show strong.

Full disclosure, I am hungover.

Full disclosure yesterday was our best friend Eddie Larson's 48th birthday and full disclosure.

What did I have stuck in my head that I sang throughout the entire steak dinner I had

last night?

Turn the meat around, cardiac arresting, put it in my mouth, cardiac arresting, and yes,

I didn't come up with the second line because I needed to put the steak into my mouth and

I apologize for all of you.

But the Terrians out there and you vegans out there, but you know what?

My turn!

It was delicious!

And welcome to page 7.

I am a shell of a human being, but that's kind of fun and no kids around, so there's

no reason for it.

And she really is right now a giant walking, talking shell.

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