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I think eye contact is the killer of a good conversation. Hello Perfect Deyes, I'm Jessica Knappitt and you are a grown woman.

You don't need a water bottle to tell you you got this.

Welcome to Perfect Day.

It is my pleasure to introduce an incredibly lovely, funny lady. I was meeting her for

the first time in this interview. It is the fantastic writer and comedian Laura Lex. And you'll be

proud of me, listeners. Today is a very, very well-structured perfect day, despite a healthy amount of tanges.

Laura tells us all about contractually obligating her siblings to hang out with her,

and her love for the smell of hot hair.

We chat about the rituals of womanhood.

She takes an eco-friendly plane ride. We didn't say perfect day couldn't be fantastical. And we hear her love letter to stand-up comedy.

Should we get this perfect party started? Let's go. This is Laura Lex's perfect day. And where are the birds? What have they done with all the birds?

All right then oh

oh was that a seagull yeah i live in brighton yeah you do of course you do yeah

you've made the right choice there how is brightonon life? Oh yeah, I've been here 13 years now and

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