All right then.

I've inadvertently created the first silent podcast.

Hello, perfect dears.

I'm Jessica Knappitt and you are taking your money and getting off my property.

Welcome to Perfect Day. It's another beautiful day.

Today I talk to one of my buddies from outsiders. Have you seen outsiders that was a show I was on that

was sort of like an adult scouts? You had to earn badges from David Mitchell who was essentially

a humorous scout leader. Today's guest is to St Douglas, a very funny comedian and writer. Yes, he's sleep deprived.

Yes, he's high on triple chalk digestives. But my God, I haven't laughed like you're about to hear in ages.

We go straight in with the chat. I mean, he's, he's, he's, it's, it's a source of consternation for him.

He wasn't happy about it, but I don't do a hard intro. People need to know this. And you should be

learning this by now. Anyway, Tucson, he tells us about fatherhood, roller skating, aliens.

It's all covered, all the ground is covered.

And, you know, we also talk about his newfound appreciation for gaps.

It'll all become clear.

So just find yourself a nice, comfy, dark corner listeners.

Shut your eyes and enjoy the silence.

And the discussion of patriarchy politics and the spherical nature of horns.

Let's hear two St. Douglas' perfect day.

Have you ever had a spoon that's greasy there? No.

All right then.

You're eating biscuits for breakfast.

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