Ep. 419: We're Coming for Everybody Today, No One's Safe

Page 7

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Join us as we start this episode with BREAKING NEWS about the Britney Spears conservatorship and stay tuned for some hot goss’ about the disaster that is the casting for Mario, Eminem’s new restaurant appropriately(??) titled “Mom’s Spaghetti”, Grimes and Elon Musk head to Dumpsville, the Bernie Sanders Halloween costume and Jackie's feelings towards it, Nicolas Cage getting kicked out of a Vegas bar and Jackie finally watches the Matrix! In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; is Beyoncé actually Italian!? Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

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0:00.0	A roast as dark as the night, perfect for fueling the cryptid research and mad ravings required
0:07.1	for your podcasting.
0:08.6	Don't mind the red eyes, he's just trying to warn you of the bridge.
0:12.9	The bridge.
0:13.9	Finally, from the caffeine-eviled brains of Spring Hill Jack Coffee and last podcast on the
0:19.2	left, we bring you Mothman's red eye blend.
0:22.7	Yes, delicious Panama beans, go to lastpodcastmerch.com to auto-yours today.
0:29.9	And of course, right before we start recording, we find out that Jamie Spears can get after
0:51.2	his head.
1:15.7	Welcome to page 7.
1:17.0	I'm in the middle of a psychic battle with Olsen.
1:19.8	Jackie and I disagree about dinner preparations.
1:24.5	Now we're at a psychic war.
1:27.5	It's bigger than the MCU.
1:28.8	The LPNU is going to be larger and more expansive.
1:33.5	We're going to have more witches.
1:34.5	We're going to have more warlocks than the MCU ever had.
1:38.6	And there's a rock monster in there and everything.
1:41.2	My favorite Britney Spears song would definitely be the more recent.
1:44.1	Hey, Jamie Spears, go fuck yourself.
1:47.6	Get off of my LPN, off of my show.
1:51.7	Tell you.
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