Ep. 417: My Name's Holden, I Like Sandwiches

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

This week marks the triumphant return of Poppa Life McNeely and we goss' 'bout Britney deactivating her baffling Instagram, the VMA's, including Conor McGregor and Machine Gun Kelly's confusing "interaction" and MGK's face suckin' PDA with Megan Fox. We also cover the best and worst of the Met Gala, as well as hints of a Kimye reunion and Met Gala themed BLINDS. Finally, in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Are Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck a SHAM?! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

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0:00.0	Oh
0:11.2	Holden my child arrived just the other day
0:15.6	Came into the world in the usual way, but they
0:19.8	Catch and bills to pay she learned to walk while I was away
0:25.1	And she was talking for our new it and as she grew she said
0:29.1	I'm gonna be like you
0:31.8	Dad
0:35.2	Don't be like
0:38.2	And I cut
0:47.9	Don't know
0:49.9	Yeah
0:56.0	We've stolen him from his
1:03.3	I like the nice thing this as if you're literally not in the other room
1:10.3	Right there I could vaguely hear her crying if she decides to do such a thing
1:15.1	I
1:17.1	Yes, I've stepped out of their lives. I even actually made jokes about how it's neglecting them to go do a podcast
1:22.3	But I will say every time
1:24.3	As for back when I was in college or first in New York and I talked to my dad or my brother about coming to visit me
1:29.3	And they start shuffling their feet and being like well, you know, it's gonna be kind of a tough couple months
1:34.6	I'd start just singing that song
1:37.9	Yeah, they're
1:39.9	Stop it man. I'm coming
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