The one. My dear brothers and sisters welcome

once again to an infant general conference.

Now we're going to get started in a slightly different way this time so I hope you all can enjoy it.

It's been six months so now we're back and let's kick it off with the conference rap.

We'll hear lots of talks from a bunch of dudes and maybe a token lady or two.

Sitting in a puffing in our puffy chairs we look ahead with dead-eyed stairs and with

dead-eyed stairs and with children rolling on the living room floor, they'll get an early lesson on how to be bored.

Holland Jowls will bring the fire and you'll get some tears from elder I ring.

Next elder Oaks puts the hammer down on Homos marrying in his town.

Months and pitches some new sci-fi that's so cool you'll want to cry.

And just when you might think Waddan, Tom Perry comes and brings the fun.

We'll even sing a couple hymns so your spiritual cups feel to the brim.

And just like that your weekend's gone so let's get started because it's gonna be long

Thank you everybody. I hope you enjoy this conference. This is infants on thrones.

The philosophies of men beingled with humans.

We are the core of the core.

Our dear kind Henley infant who sits enthroned in glory on high.

We are so thankful for the atonement.

That movie with Karen Knightley, that was also a book.

We are so grateful to me for this beautiful day

and for the moisture that we have received, especially in Texas and in Florida.

We're thankful for hurricanes that we have been and that they selectively devastate only the wicked and humble the proud and provide us with an opportunity to serve even in high profile short-term disaster relief efforts that are just so much better PR and just incredibly less expensive to us than things like shelters and hospitals and schools. And speaking of schools

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