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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 410: Live at SF Sketchfest with John Hodgman

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2016

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

John Hodgman joins Jordan and Jesse live on stage at the Eureka Theatre as part of the 2016 SF Sketchfest.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you.

0:02.6

Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:05.3

Under the locks and throw away the keys

0:07.6

and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

0:10.4

Jordan, Jesse, go!

0:12.6

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24.3

This is what the microphone sounds like.

0:26.6

OK, sounded like the mics maybe were not, but they are.

0:29.5

What a great way to start the show.

0:32.5

What a dynamic and hilarious way to start the show.

0:35.0

They always say, hit the stage stumbling.

0:39.2

So yeah, you noticed that?

0:40.8

Maybe that I was confused as to whether or not the mics were on.

0:43.5

And I'm also noticing this very young child in the front row.

0:49.6

I hope you like pussy-eating jokes, fella.

0:51.6

LAUGHTER

0:54.5

OK, that's that.

0:58.0

For the listeners at home and the people who can't see him,

1:00.2

he just mouthed to me what I think is, I don't know what that is.

1:05.3

It's for the best, sir.

1:06.8

For the best. Yeah.

1:08.3

Anyway, you're the tip. Look into it.

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