Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jordan Morris boy detective Jesse Thorn out spending the holidays

with family members, but

Because I have my priority straight. I have said fuck you to family and I am here with you

The podcast listener the only person that matters

Yeah, so I guess just on behalf of Jesse. I'm I'm sorry that his priorities are so out of whack that he's

You know with loved ones, you know celebrating and you know this magical time of year when I am

forsaking everyone else

At the expense of my relationships

the expense of my own happiness and

And I am here with you

Recording an episode because you are more important than my family. You're more important than the season

And I think you are I don't want to say more important because that's blasphemous, but you are as important as the reason for the season

Jesus Christ. I'm Jordan Morris. I'm here for you with an episode of Jordan Jesse go. Jesse's not here

But I have two fantastic co hosts for the episode

to to very capable and impressive podcast hosts writers

comedians

Gowls about town

Allegra Ringo and Renee Colvert from the can I pet your dog podcast guys welcome to the program Jordan

Thank you for having us. Thank you for having us. This is my my very sexy not sick, but some of my voice lists co host Renee

Well, now see I you've got to you've got a scratch. You got a scruff. I got a little scruff

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