On this week's episode of the pod, my friend is becoming a nun and she's jealous that I get to have sex.

What do I do if the guy on Catholic match says that his fiance died six years ago and my friend is getting,

my brother is getting married. Should I give him a book? I think so. Ethan thinks that that's stupid.

Find out why and more on this week's episode of Bro Apostles.

Welcome to Bro Apostles, the only Catholic comedy podcast coming at you live from the

straight of Hormuz. It's your boy, Ethan. And I'm Patrick. Do you think that Hormose and

Hormuz are related? For certain. His grandfather was the Shaw. Yeah. Or whatever. Isn't that crazy?

Or great-grandfather. So certainly those names are, it's got to be connected. It's got to be

connected. It's got to be, it's a huge pain because every time you go through the straight,

it's like, there's like a guy telling you to do a hundred pushups or whatever I don't

yeah yeah you had you had it you didn't land it but no that's okay I just I got tired in

the middle of the sense I was um my friend bought the um the like the the book package that he did with all those extra things it's

pretty going good but um he got cold called by one of Alex's uh team members to like do their

scaling workshop yeah come on up come on down and um it was unfortunate because it was one of the

worst sales calls i've ever cold calls ever heard in my life yeah it was it was unfortunate because it was one of the worst sales calls I've ever, cold calls

ever heard of my life.

Yeah, yeah.

It was really bad.

Yeah.

What was so bad about it?

Like it was, he was very clearly sticking to a script and asking questions and it wasn't

like it was, they weren't relevant.

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