What is that?

What the fuck are we doing here?

That's deep bro.

Hello, bros.

Welcome to that deep bro.

Serious questions with silly people.

I'm your host, Christina Pizzytski.

And, hey man, I went on a nice vacation.

I went on with the, what the yubsters call a baby moon.

Which is basically your last hurrah before you become responsible for another human life.

You know, you and your significant other, you go to a, we went to a nice hotel and we just ate a ton and went to the pool and looked for people fatter than ourselves to feel better about, to feel better about us, to feel better about me.

I am progressively getting fatter and bigger and it's, you know, sucks.

So I like to look at other people and judge them and, it feels better.

So yeah, a lot of deep thoughts this week.

Man, I had time to sit around and kind of, and think about shit and I'll share that with you in a moment.

But first we have a, we have a sponsor.

Well number one, hey, do you shop on Amazon?

I know you do.

I know you use Amazon Prime because you're a smart person.

You know, they can deliver stuff on the same day.

Like I ordered a dog collar and it showed up that very evening and I spent the entire day, like most of my day just tracking the package, obsessing over how is it even possible.

Instead of just going to the pet store and buying one.

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