You're joking, right?

Well, I'm trying to be hopeful.

I'm trying to be optimistic about that.

Well, I guess you're too young to be a little pessimistic like me.

The fucking things I see at there, people are stupid.

Aloha.

Aloha, Brian.

We have to start like that. Wow, we are literally doing this from Hawaii. We are from Oahu. Oahu is now, explain it to me again. Oahu is the- You explain it because let's see if you've gotten, like where are we in the world? Like, explain. I don't know where we are. We're on the other side of the world. Right. Further than...

But Oahu is the island.

Oahu is the island.

And we are in Ku... Kuwait? Why do we... No, Kauai is another island. What are we in? We're on the island of Oahu. Right. But I know, but we're in a special area. Turtle Bay.

Yeah, we're in the north shore of the island.

I don't even know what the town is called.

I think Kahuku.

Okay, but either way... Turtle Bay. Yeah, we're in the north shore of the island. I don't even know what the town is called.

I think Kahuku. Okay, but either way, here we are. I don't like this fucking leaf has bothered me, but that's right. Rip it off. No, it's very nice. They gave us to us. I like that. Yeah, we're in Kahuku. It says, Jonathan, now, welcome to Turtle Bay. How nice is that?

So shout out Turtle Bay.

They're not sponsoring this episode.

By the great frigging resort, though, right? Oh, it's so beautiful here. It's paradise. If you're watching the video, you can see behind us. We're right on the ocean. It's nice here. It's in between the ocean and, like, the other waterway. What is, is that? Well, there's both, it's all the ocean.

No, I mean, this is an island.

So everything around this is the ocean.

Right, right. That makes sense, right. These are bays, like a lagoon. We are here. It is a great time. And we got here, the whole family and our little Bertels girlfriend. and we've been out with this, our third day. This is our third morning.

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