You're joking, right?

Well, I'm trying to be hopeful.

I'm trying to be optimistic about that.

Well, I guess you're too young to be a little pessimistic like me.

The fucking things I see at their people are stupid.

Yes, they are.

You know they are.

They get more stupid every day. I should honestly just put that into the song because you say it every time after the song. Once it's not true, I'll change the intro. It is true. It is very true. Yeah, yeah, you're not wrong. The mics don't feel like they're in the right spot today. Like the bar's right up in my face. The bar's right up in your face. Yeah, usually mine's like that. There we go. That's what mine's usually like. Is that all right? That's getting your nipples. My nipples talk. There you go. It's again, it's right up in my fucking face. No, it's not. I can see your face. Okay.

All right. So you want to have a funny story? Yes. Okay. This is a great. I already know it, but it's a great story for the list of us. Great fucking story. So, you know, Burke, who, um, my son. Your son, yes. He has three friends from college. one lives in Colorado, one lives in California, one lives in Ohio.

Doesn't matter. Okay. Fuck you. I'm just giving a little background. What's wrong with that? We only have a certain amount of time. We can have as much time as we want. We could do whatever we want. So it's Thursday night. They're sleeping over. They're in a playroom, all of them,

sleeping on couch and the air mattresses. And mom and I are... You give weird details. No, I'm just trying to set it out. How many pillows at the have each? I don't know, Bronson. So mom and I sleep on in a bedroom, which is the other end, complete other end of the hallway. We have a... The only thing at that end of the whole way is the master badmastro bad in, right?

Yes.

So it's $2.15. other end, complete other end of the hallway. We have a, the only thing at that end of the hallway is the master bedroom, right?

Yes.

So it's 2. 2.15 in the morning. I'm sleeping on left side of bed. I always do. Mom's on the right side. I happen to be my head's facing to the left, so I don't see what's going on. And like 2.215, we hear someone getting our bed with us. We figured it's probably Burke like being like trying to be all cute like saying good night and just plops in bed and like fuck he's waking us up.

So. in our bed with us. We figured it's probably Burke like being like trying to be all cute like saying good night and just plops in bed and like fuck he's waking us up. So mom goes, mom goes, what are you doing? So I'm still, I'm like, I'm awoken now, right? So I'm like, so I'm like figuring she's talking to Burke like what do you like, but a little bit like like not the way she'd be like, my burkey. And then after like, she goes, what are you doing? Two seconds, she goes, get out of my bed. So any, I feel the person get out of the bed and leave. And, and then leave. And now goes, that was. Berkker. Got in our fucking bed. I go, I go, you full of shit in between you two not like at the foot of the bed no no even the foot of bed would be fucking retarded i'm like you can be

just no no he fucking came in our bed in between us and fucking lie down and go to sleep like you're

fucking kidding me so i'm like leave your fingers alone i I'm catching my, my finger. Okay, listen, we're like laughing. Mom and I have fucking laughed. Like, there's no, I go, there's no fucking way it was Tucker. And the next morning, I tell fucking Burke, and he's dying and fucking Tucker sleptwalk and came into our room. And apparently that wasn't the first time he's done that. Now, I haven't seen him because they've been in Miami. They've been back later today. I can't wait to fucking rag on him and give him a hard fucking time. I will get him hard time. How embarrassing is that? Imagine sleeping over at a friend's house and you've only met the parents one other time. And then you wake up in their bed. What the fuck?

It's so funny though.

It's fucking crazy. It's unimaginable, isn't it? It's very funny. Yeah, it's very funny. He honestly didn't even seem to care that much. I was with him when Burke told him. He was like, oh, should I did that again? Oh, man. I'm going to give him a hard time. He also peed in my fucking toilet seat the other day too

And I thought

How do you know it's him?

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