Ep 41 - Adventure! - Welcome to the Wicked Wax Museum

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Youngadult, Tv & Film, Visual Arts, Leisure, Comedy Interviews, Hobbies, Arts, 1990s, Goosebumps, Kevincole, Paulritchey, Comedy, Nostalgia, Chadquandt, Rlstine, Books

4.9 • 807 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2017

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Adventure abound! Paul takes Dom and Chad through a particularly gruesome Give Yourself Goosebumps book-- Welcome to the Wax Museum! Gasp in glee as the story leads you along on a literal treadmill! Cheer as children murder adults in boiling wax! And learn about RL's potentially coolest monster character... that we never actually meet.

The boys also discuss how to spice up professional sports, the lost magic of the XFL, crow crime scene investigations, exciting ways to fight for net neutrality, slime fetish videos, and invent a new cryptocurrency!

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Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)

Original music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Y'all, y'all A-C-ing out there today?
0:34.0	Well, no, I got an air filter in my office at Samson's in to keep, like, the smell of bird
0:38.9	musk just from permanently, like, settling on me in my apartment. The only bird musk smell I remember
0:46.8	would be like, like, the chip smell, the woody chip smell. Oh, yeah. That's like a, that's like a big
0:52.3	bird, right? Like, that's like a, if you got wood chips going on.
0:55.2	Yeah, what is yours not?
0:56.2	Samson's pretty big, though, right?
0:57.7	Yeah, he's like the size of a drumstick, like a chicken drumstick.
1:01.4	If you inverted him, that's pretty much the bird.
1:03.3	Yeah.
1:03.8	Like a cornish hens drumstick.
1:06.1	I thought about it. There'd be very little meat on him if I needed to eat him. If you had to eat him. I love
1:12.0	that, I love that, but you've had that thought where you're like, well, if I got caught in here,
1:16.8	I'd have to start, you know, like whittling down the other things that eat food. Oh, I love my pets
1:22.6	to death. I, but I've looked at my trash dog Archie and like I can see, this sounds weird,
1:28.4	I can see on his haunches where it would just look like chicken tenders.
1:31.1	I'm like, oh yeah, I would eat that.
1:32.5	Like I would have to.
1:33.8	Yeah.
1:34.3	I got news for you, Chad.
1:35.7	Yeah.
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