4.9 • 807 Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2017
⏱️ 71 minutes
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A new Goosebuds is upon you. Dom, Paul, and Chad enter Terror Tower for a tale of torture devices, royal child murder, and surprisingly... time travel! It's actually mostly about time travel! That dude on the cover is barely a factor. Huh. Maybe time and the ever-approaching finality of death is the most terrifying thing of all.
The boys also discuss passive aggressive parking tickets, a new yet familiar justice system, how the boys would like to die, and a marketing strategy way for Crackle Barrel. Carpe Noctis.
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Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
Original Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)
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0:00.0 | The |
0:07.0 | The Dude, house leaves. |
0:33.6 | It's the hardest book to recommend to someone because they open it up to |
0:37.2 | all the weird artistic stuff he did. |
0:40.9 | We're like, what if there's just like 10 pages of nothing in it but like a letter or the words are falling like a cascade and they're like, fuck this book. |
0:49.8 | You have to read it in a mirror for this part. |
0:53.0 | That's literally a part. That's literally a part. |
0:54.5 | That's literally a part that you do. |
0:56.4 | Yeah. |
0:57.6 | It's such a, and you're like, well, let me explain it. |
0:59.8 | It's like, it's a book within a book. |
1:01.9 | It's all fake, but there's footnotes from another story in the margins of this one. |
1:07.5 | And they're like, okay, I think I'm good. |
1:09.5 | I'll go back to Ready Player 1. |
1:11.8 | No, come over to me come over to me in the house of darkness house a lease is great no it actually was fun but yes it is |
1:17.5 | very silly Chad so you you had a you had a you had something happened to you man yeah let me |
1:23.3 | you know what let me make this part of the podcast be um like an audio uh what's not a confession |
1:29.4 | because i didn't do anything wrong what would that be like an audio testimony i guess yeah maybe like a |
1:33.3 | a recording a laying out of your side of the story yes yes because uh this is going to probably |
1:39.1 | entered the entire episode will be entered into court uh yeah last last week uh i, I was having a pretty rough day, and I decided to drive over to Burbank, |
1:47.5 | pick up my buddy, Dom, and get some lunch. |
1:49.6 | Let's have a sad boy lunch. |
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