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Welcome back to chunk number four of chunky infant ghost stories.

I'm your host, Glenn Ausland,

here with yet another delicious chunky spoonful

of Mormon missionary ghost story goodness.

Mm-hmm, yum.

Elder Ironrod and Elder Horndog

were not getting a lot of cooperation

from the people of Oxenhone.

Although it seemed highly unlikely that these wonderful people,

maybe a little gruff, maybe a bit aloof, maybe a little too ignorant and steeped in the false traditions of their fathers,

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