Hello everyone welcome to Matt and Dory's excellent adventure. I'm Matt. I'm Dory and we were just discussing who uses the most toilet paper

It's Dory by a long shot. Okay, thank you. Rarely

Refleinishes the supply in the bathroom. Not true. I

Think it's very true. Okay. That's why I wanted I wanted to have a podcast about toilet paper. Why are you opening so antagonistically?

It's annoying when you do this

Honey is it though? It is never just about toilet paper. It's always about toilet paper. I disagree

We will figure out why everyone needed toilet paper during the pandemic

There was a shortage wasn't an actual sure yes, it was and what caused the shortage

the supply chain

Everybody's answer for everything now. Well, it's true. Sorry. Can't supply chain. What yep? You want to hang out? Can't supply chain. God. Hey annoying dog

Let me tell you

right now

You know who's the worst

Keeping our two children out of here Holly

I get it they're overpowering. Mm-hmm. They overpower me sometimes too

Henry's a little terrifying like that little shit when you see a little shadow come up on the curtain and then the bang of the of the glass

Mm-hmm. It's like a little Halloween movie. Yep. I have a little psycho

Yep

Stay with you

Well, do you want to restart and get rid of everything I can no it's fine

You're like actually offended by it or something

Thank goodness offended because that was quality podcast content. Oh boy. Everyone's like wow

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