Hello everyone welcome to Madden Dory's excellent adventure. I'm Matt. I'm Dory. Hello and welcome again. It's

Excellent adventure. I'm Matt. Oh

What if this was like a loop and I never stopped that would be

Really never stopped introducing podcasts. That would be really sad. I get out of bed. I'm introducing a podcast

I go to bed. I'm introducing a podcast never signing off. Oh boy. Oh, yeah. Always starting a show. Oh, no

Oh, hey everybody going to bed now. What a nightmare. Welcome to the show. Good night.

Um, that's terrifying. Where are we? Where have we been?

What podcast am I in? A long week. Yeah, it has. We're down a car. Yes, we're down a car. When

when did that happen? Monday morning. Right. That was finally feeling well enough to play golf,

which I hadn't since when I left golf course early on Wednesday. So Monday morning,

bright eyed bushy tailed. I was like, I'm going to go golf now.

I was driving and then I saw what looked like a cardboard box about the size of like

uh, you described it as a six pack. Yeah, like a six pack that holds some glass beer or something

like that. I was like, Oh, well, it's a dead center of the lane. I can't like go around it.

I'll go straight over it. And it did not clear the bottom of my car.

I dragged it for like 200 feet before I got up to a curb and unwetched it by driving up onto the

curb. Long story short, uh, I got to the golf course looked underneath my car,

saw it leaking something touched it, smelled it, didn't smell like gas touched it,

tasted it, it tasted like oil turns out it was a mix of antifreeze and oil.

When I got home, uh, I'm, I immediately left the golf course. Uh, and then we got home. I

looked and I could see that my radiator was actually cracked and the car and jettisoned all of its oil.

My God. Long story short, the car has been in the shop, got appraised, insurance people were looking

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