Ep 40: Turnip Dystopia and the Windsor Framework

The Trawl

Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

Politics, Government, News

4.6 • 708 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Therese (lots of accents) Coffey has out Marie Antoinette’d Marie Antoinette herself. Instead of cake, our Secretary of State for Food, Environment and Rural Affairs, hath proclaimed we can eat…..turnips. Egg and turnip sandwich anyone? In PMQ’s Coffey is stuck for words, but Jemma and Marina aren’t. They’ve got tonnes to say, as per….. Meanwhile, Sunak is celebrating! He’s absolutely buzzing because he might have pulled off fixing the botch job he once voted for. Perfectly normal country. Trouble is he’s so pleased, he’s reminded everyone that having access to the single market aswell as the UK is optimal. Yeah, cheers for that. We would love you to share and spread The Trawl word and do tweet us @MarinaPurkiss @jemmaforte Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Tax Act can think of a million things more fun than filing taxes.
0:04.0	Tax Act is going to name some now.
0:07.0	Sitting in traffic.
0:08.0	Folding a fitted bed sheet.
0:11.0	Listening to your coworker talk about his fantasy team.
0:14.0	Digging a hole.
0:16.0	Digging an even larger hole next to that original hole.
0:19.0	Unfortunately, Tax Act's filing software can't make taxes fun.
0:24.3	But Tax Act can help you get them done.
0:27.4	Tax Act, let's get them over with.
0:30.4	At U.S. Cellular prepay, you can pick a plan you need
0:32.8	and get our great 5G coverage that keeps you connected.
0:35.3	Like during a scenic road trip, you'll still get a call from Grandma. And right now get a Samsung Galaxy A14 5G for free. U.S. Cellular, built for us.
0:43.1	Terms apply. See uscellular.com for details. Northern Ireland is in the unbelievably special
0:49.1	position, unique position in the entire world, European continent, in having privileged access, not just to the UK
0:57.3	home market, which is enormous, fifth biggest in the world, but also the European Union single
1:02.9	market. Nobody else has that. No one. No what. Hello and welcome to the trawl where we scroll through social media so you don't have to.
1:14.5	I'm Gemma Forte.
1:15.7	And I'm Marina Perkis.
1:17.1	And welcome to the week where this government got done, something that it said it got done in 2019, but turns out it wasn't done after all.
1:25.3	So they did it again.
1:26.8	Is that right, Gemma? Yeah. I think that's what happened. Although I also think perhaps just we've been done. Yeah? Like the whole of the UK has been done. Because this is the dystopia that we now live in. And speaking of dystopia, Marina, I know that you've got your kitchen. It was all done now and you had people over for dinner on Sunday, didn't you?
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