Ep 39: Sensitivity warnings for tomatoes, Dahl and the Northern Ireland Protocol

The Trawl

Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

Politics, Government, News

4.6 • 708 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2023

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

This trawl begins with headlines about two different people's living arrangements - One is The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince, the other is Johnson, who's definitely on maneuvers. There's an amazing clip of a caller on Talk Radio. Hannah is utterly sick of migrants coming here and living in hotels so wants to emigrate. Marina and Jemma are fascinated by this logic plus her list of potential locations are interesting too. Hannah is also convinced that everything would get worse if Labour got in. The Northern Ireland Protocol is back in the news. (Cue one lone party popper). The politics are all very 'deja vu' and the Tory party is like a nest of vipers. Then there's some tomato chat. Jemma and Marina ponder the veg shortages and wonder, is it really just weather that's the issue, or is the 'B' word striking again? Russel Kane's got something to say about Roald Dahl's sensitivity readers, and pudding is by Larry and Paul. We would love you to share and spread The Trawl word and do tweet us @MarinaPurkiss @jemmaforte Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:15.0	Tax Act can think of a million things more fun than filing taxes.
0:20.0	Tax Act is going to name some now.
0:22.8	Sitting in traffic. Folding a fitted bed sheet. Listening to your coworker talk about his fantasy
0:29.2	team. Digging a hole. Digging an even larger hole next to that original hole. Unfortunately,
0:36.1	Tax Act's filing software can't make taxes fun, but Tax Act can
0:41.1	help you get them done. Tax Act, let's get them over with. We've reached the slash and burn stage
0:48.4	of Brexit cultism, which will certainly show this country into a state of legal uncertainty.
0:56.1	Hello, and welcome to The Trull, where we scroll through social media so you don't have to.
1:01.6	I'm Marina Perkis and I'm Gemma Forte and we are going to start with a couple of headlines
1:06.5	which are guaranteed to raise your blood pressure. So aspirin's at the ready.
1:11.4	I'll do the first one.
1:13.1	It's in, guess what?
1:14.7	The Mail.
1:15.7	Here it is, everybody.
1:16.9	Stand by.
1:18.3	Andrew, Prince Andrew, fears he will lose 30 million pound home.
1:23.6	Oh, how will any of us cope?
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