Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week we return from a long absence. Jordan gets a zoom, we go ghost hunting, or at least make fun of somebody who's going ghost hunting. Let's go!

It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! I am Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy detective

You know what they call this? What? A triumphant return. Yeah. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling a little stuffy. Yeah, I'm sleepy. Yeah. But we're in this early 1980s video arcade.

I want to play Warzard. Warzard is a real video game. No. I think so, I think it's kind of like a copy of Robotron.

Oh, it was knock off of Robotron? Yeah. Robotron's not a real video game. Look at Warzard, please. That's a sped. Let's take care of it.

It's like Wizard's, but Warzard. Warzard? Yeah, I don't know, Jordan. I think you're overlooking Warzard. I'm going to feel like a real asshole if this is nothing.

Yeah, I'm taking in Warzard. Type it in. Warzard. Red Earth, video game. Okay. Has something about, has something to do with Warzard.

Oh, this is the gallery for the graphics on the Warzard arcade machine, such as the marquee and stickers. There we go. Good. Well, that Warzard exists.

I have been defeated, Jordan. You know, it's been so long since we recorded a show. Yeah, that I realized, as I was preparing for this show, I'm like, oh, fuck.

I know what I want to talk about on this show. New Bunny Day, because there was another New Bunny Day.

You already talked about new, A new Bunny Day? I talked about A new Bunny Day. Yeah, absolutely. I know this feels like each New Bunny Day warrants its own...

Well, if it's a notable New Bunny Day, not every New Bunny Day, I'm not crazy.

No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's been a lot of New Bunny Day since we started this podcast. How many times have I talked about it?

It's only once. All right. Well, I'm sorry I implied that you're some kind of nut who would rather talk about who would describe petting a bunny rather than talk about a relevant issue.

Jordan, it's not a real. Sorry, I implied that. Jordan, it's not a real bunny. You can't pet it. It's a picture of a bunny on a calendar.

Oh, okay. Oh, I had for some reason thought this is you going to the pound to pet bunnies. It was the New Bunny's came in.

Oh, no. I have gone to the bunny's, the bunny pound. No, not to the pound pound. I've never peted bunnies at the pound pound.

But I've gone to the bunny society in Richmond. Yeah, in Richmond, in Richmond, California. That's really scary.

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