Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

We are happy to be joined today by Jeff and Stefan from the sketch comedy group that is called Elephant Larry

Gentlemen, welcome to the program

It's a pleasure to have you

Thanks for covering all the bases

Thanks for saying hi to both guys

I feel like when people call into the show that's often a topic of confusion

They're not sure who they should say hi to when they open their call

That's reasonable

Some people will say hello, Jordan, Jesse, GO! Some people will say hello, Jesse!

I mean, I'm theoretically the host of the show, right?

But you're the co-host, so sometimes people will say they rightly assume that you're the one listening to the phone calls

Because I'm the one showing up an hour late and leaving immediately after this is done

Yeah, well fair enough

They know how it works

How about this rainstorm, huh, Gang?

Oh, man

It's a beautiful rainstorm

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