Get ready to play some literal fantasy football.

You're listening to the Quigler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club,

or people who have a lot of thoughts about Quidditch.

This, said Wood, is the golden snitch, and it's the most important ball of the lot.

It's very hard to catch because it's so fast and difficult to see.

It's the seeker's job to catch it. You've got to weave in and out of the chasers, beaters,

bludges and quaffle to get it before the other team's seeker, because whichever seeker

catches the snitch wins his team an extra 150 points, so they nearly always win.

I'm Heather Pricewright.

And I'm Alex Dallenberg.

Welcome to episode four.

Here we are.

It's exciting.

We're still back.

I love this plan.

I'm excited to be a part of it.

This episode, we are talking about three chapters that are chock-a-block full of things happening. This episode's chapters are

Quidditch, the mirror of Eresed, and Nicholas Flameau. This podcast, as all our podcasts, will contain

ample cursing. It will contain spoilers, especially as we get toward the end of the book.

The actual plot. Wait, we're going to tell you what happens in this book, and now we're in the end of the book. The actual plot.

Wait, we're going to tell you what happens in this book.

And now we're in the second half of it, and you're going to find out some, first,

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