Ep. 4 - Bionic Penis

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Comedy

4.9 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2018

⏱️ 75 minutes

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On today's show, the guys discuss what celebrities people are choosing their unborn children to look like, a man born without a penis paying $60,000 to have a bionic one installed, an inmate at the Columbia Correctional Institute killing his cell mate and wearing his ear as a necklace to the chow hall, and the discovery by gold miners of a mummified ice age wolf pup and caribou dating back 50,000 years. They also find out what happened today in history, play a little fact or fiction, answer some listener questions, and see what they have in their phone notes. It's a great time, come and join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @nickmaraldo, @Digz, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @evanfoxy, @VivalaZito, and a comedy clip from @MootePoints.

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0:00.0	Here we go. Welcome to Heartland Radio 2.0. It's Monday September 7th, 2018. We are coming
0:16.0	to you today from the My Bookie Studio in Indianapolis, Indiana. Go to MyBookie.ag and Interpromacode
0:22.7	Heartland to get a dollar for Dollar Match in your free play bonus on your first deposit
0:26.9	up to $1,000. That's not bad. No, bad at all. That's a lot of money they're just giving
0:34.5	away. You got $3,000. We'll get it back. They'll get it back. That's what I'm quickly
0:40.2	learning. I'm going to need to make a new account. Yeah, I feel bad for you guys. I took
0:45.1	a little break myself. Oh, did you? I'm kind of enjoying it. Perfect fucking weekend
0:49.8	and take a break. Yeah, we too is the worst weekend in the battle. Oh, so bad. Thanks for
0:54.7	telling me going into week three. I wouldn't have stopped you. I lost a lot of money
1:01.1	yesterday, but MyBookie, congratulations. They'll continue to build a bigger and better
1:06.0	site, which can't be done because the place is already the greatest on the internet.
1:09.7	Absolutely. Happy Monday to everybody. It's listening. I'm Todd McCumbus. I'm here with
1:13.3	Diggs, Nick Moral, Dobe, Hannah Glass, Zito, and Evan Foxy, Tysh Mitt, Bostecana, and Pat
1:19.2	McAfee. We're all here. How's everybody's weekend? I've got the fall weekend down to science.
1:26.2	You're the streamline. You're the whole system. Pretty much Friday. You stay in. You drink indoors
1:32.7	in your house. You have a nice little night. Maybe a couple of frozen pizzas. Who knows?
1:36.2	You feel not too bad. Saturday, you wake up. Saturday and you start drinking at noon and
1:40.9	you just black out watching college football all day. You wake up. That might be the only
1:44.5	way to enjoy college football. You wake up around 10 p.m. Saturday night and have a full
1:50.8	on panic attack. You have no idea what day or time it is. Then you lay in bed and sit
1:55.7	on the couch all day Sunday and watch football. It's a nice little night. Sounds awesome.
1:59.9	The only problem is Saturday, you hang out with beta files over here. Yeah, beta files
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