Ep 3. - Good Morning, Mr. Lincoln

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4.9 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2018

⏱️ 89 minutes

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On today's show, the guys sit down to chat about bathing in beer to cure open wounds and psoriasis, Suffolk County, NY having crack pipe vending machines, scientists claiming they've spotted dozens of signals from an alien galaxy, and people impersonating police to get fast food quicker. The guys also decide to take a shot with or at someone, answer some listener questions, and go through their phone notes. It's a good time, come join us. This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @nickmaraldo, @Digz, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and a comedy clip from @DaveWComedy.

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0:00.0	Here we go. Welcome to Heartland Radio 2.0. It's Wednesday, September 12, 2018. Yesterday,
0:15.3	on September 11, a fire truck in Minnesota raised this ladder carrying the US flag so we
0:21.3	would never forget an American bald eagle landed on top of the ladder. And the whole country
0:29.4	got a boner or an afl vagina. What a celebration. Today's Wednesday though, the day after I'm
0:38.2	here, takes us here, Nick Marottos here, Zedos behind the glass, Evan Foxy behind the glass,
0:43.8	Tysh mitt, Boston Kana, and the Pat McAfee. Thanks for having us here Todd. Guys, it's
0:51.3	a day. It's been a good week so far. Great week. I think week. The NFL started. Now we're
0:56.6	here chitchatting about news stories. Everything is great with everybody in the office. It's
1:01.4	feeling very good. So, it was on TMZ, Nick was on ESPN, another Nick on ESPN, by the way, what about
1:07.8	it Todd? I mean, did you ever think that it would come to this? When you left your IT job,
1:15.2	when Pat called you said, when it come down here and live and do a show with me, did you ever
1:19.9	think you were going to be on ESPN social media with that fucking hair? Yeah, before me.
1:25.8	In the background of a picture of Pat doing something, that's how I thought it was going to happen.
1:32.2	It was a great deal. It's all for the show. It's all for us here, guys. We did it together.
1:37.0	Oh, yeah, for us. Oh, them giving you a fake blue check mark is my favorite thing.
1:41.0	The fake news? Yeah, they give them a blue check mark in their snapchat. Yeah, he has been
1:47.8	giving them a fake blue check mark. Yeah, there's some graphic designer guy there.
1:52.2	Oh, yeah, they had to doctor that photo because they were like, you know what, we can't put this up,
1:57.0	the guy doesn't have a blue check mark. Yeah, so let's make sure. We do the take a shot segment here.
2:01.9	Yeah, this is my shot. I want to buy ESPN a shot for giving me a blue check mark.
2:08.1	I also want to take a shot at them for giving me a blue check mark.
2:11.8	They had a legit fake news thing of all time. They had to legitimize Nick so they could
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