Ep 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Buy Merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch

Support David James @ https://www.instagram.com/djamescomedy/?hl=en

Support LeMaire @patreon.com/pitm

Hello bros. The BIG KAHUNA is out on business ... but fear not. Matt obviously holds it DOWN. David James with a great cast debut, and the honorable Lamar Joe is aboard the starship enterprise. We talk about Family Matters a lot. The ads are in the beginning. When the kahun' is away the D.A.W.G.Z. will play. Please enjoy.

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Transcript

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0:13.8	they won't budge.
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0:40.2	Off.
0:41.0	And-
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0:43.0	to all my gay niggas.
0:44.3	All right, good, I'm sorry.
0:45.8	Little man, we're in the middle of selling something, dude.
0:48.2	That was his company.
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