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Ep. 399: The Age of Assquarius

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The Last Podcast Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Society & Culture

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

We're gearing up for ass crack summer by gossin' about Lizzo sliding into Chris Evan's dms, Gucci drama, and in celebrity conspiracy corner: does Billie Eilish have cursed eyes?!?!?!?!?! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

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0:00.0

For three days I have had this song stuck in my head.

0:12.3

Oh my god.

0:13.6

I never thought my life could be anything but catastrophe.

0:20.0

But suddenly I begin to see a bit of good luck for me.

0:24.8

Cause I've gotta go to take it.

0:27.0

I gotta go to twinkle in my eye.

0:33.0

I've gotta go to take it in the sun in the sky.

0:38.0

I just made that part up because I don't know how the rest of it goes.

0:41.0

Just that beginning part.

0:43.0

I think about stinky Joe singing his song in his stinky little bed.

0:50.0

And I apologize.

0:51.0

You know how I feel about all of the grandparents in the bed.

0:55.0

I think there must be.

0:58.0

It's odd.

0:59.0

It doesn't matter how much you change the sheets.

1:01.0

That many people in one bed is gonna be stinky.

1:05.0

That book gave me like a real fucked up vision of what poverty would be like.

1:10.0

Like I was like I guess it's kind of fun.

1:12.0

You know like a lot of children's books are like that.

1:14.0

It's like poverty's kind of fun.

1:15.0

Everybody lives together.

1:16.0

Everyone's the bed together.

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