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Ep. 394: Hop on WAP

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The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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We goss about the Grammys, Cardi B trolling Fox News, and more!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

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0:00.0

Yeah, I know that there is a lot of this song that I can't sing right up top, but I can sing!

0:14.5

Look, I need a hot hitter, I need a deep stroke, I need a heavy drink, I need a weed smoke,

0:18.8

not a god and stink, I need a king cobra with a hook on it, hoping Lee knows it!

0:22.7

He got some money, that's where I'm headed.

0:24.3

Plus he ate one, just like his credit, he got a beard, well I'm trying to wet it, I let him taste it, now he died a bit.

0:29.5

I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp, I wanna gag, I wanna choke, I want you to touch that little dangly thing swinging the back of my throat!

0:37.0

I hate that they actually censored dangly thing while performing WAP, it wasn't their fault, welcome to page 7.

0:49.2

The Grammys were amazing.

0:52.2

Yeah, I, congratulations to the Grammys, and I don't even think I necessarily would have tuned in live if it weren't for, of course.

1:00.2

Taylor Swift's performance album was...

1:03.2

But, I was pleasantly surprised and stayed to watch other stuff because they finally, I think they nailed the format!

1:11.2

And this is so interesting coming off the Golden Globes, which I lamppooned hard during the actual event,

1:20.2

and then of course on this podcast, and I think it really was just like, let's not do any of the heartfelt bullshit, let's just show fun musical performances,

1:32.2

celebrating all of the different musical acts that have come about over the past year.

1:37.2

And still, there are performance like little babies performance where it still said something, it still meant something, in a way that wasn't just rich people standing,

1:48.2

saying, we stand together like fuck you, and that's all people being like, oh!

1:55.2

They all get up at the very end, and we have something to do to give to the world.

2:00.2

No, that there are ways to actually say something through your art without just being yucco factory, right?

2:13.2

Yeah, and just give us the music, give us the... I don't want to think about it anymore.

2:18.2

And that was really pissed me off, one of the worst moments of the Golden Globes, they tried to do this like, I'm going to call it a skit to sort of downplay it even more than what it was.

2:27.2

It was actors, it was like different comedic actors talking to health professional, actual doctors about their quote-unquote symptoms they're having.

2:37.2

Like, Tina Fey, like, talked like she had some problem with her jaw, it was so out of touch, and the last thing anyone wants to experience, it was like such a big reminder, not only was it horribly unfunny, but it was just also this clunky zoom call format reminder of this thing that everyone is over.

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