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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Ep.#392: Fuck You and Thanks for the Comments

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2020

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

After the 30 Days New Blackout we received a lot of comments, some praise and a couple of boxes of booze. Doug still needs a title for his book, Amanda Knox might not like him anymore and a couple more suggestions for you quarantine viewing pleasure.

Recorded May 12th, 2020 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Tracey Wernet (@egglester), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.

Stanhope 2020 tour dates are already up on the website. Don't find out too late about an upcoming performance in your area. Get on the Mailing List at https://www.dougstanhope.com/

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Visit the Stanhope Store - http://www.dougstanhope.com/store/ 

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Closing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/scottyconant

Photo Credit Brian Hennigan - @MrHennigan

Bingo Photo Credit Gretchen Baer - @GretchenBaer

Support the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast

0:14.1

And here we are here we are again

0:22.8

Here you go, we're here one. I always it you as me. Nice

0:28.0

Shady Dell these shady Dell dot com

0:32.9

Come to bismi stay at the shady Dell and if you can't figure out how to get in

0:38.7

All you have to do evidently is drop off a gift basket

0:44.7

I

0:46.3

Was staying in bed today every fucking day. I try to stay in bed

0:53.1

Like today, no, I'm just gonna stay in bed for one full fucking day

0:57.5

And then people showed up the mage showed up because I thought we had a

1:02.4

Project we were gonna do and then I said I don't want to get out of bed the gas company. I don't think you're coming around

1:11.0

I said tonight. Yeah, I don't because

1:15.3

Chaley you said

1:17.9

I go the gas companies out there. Did you did you question them? No

1:23.1

Maybe they just rented gas

1:25.6

You said they got a they got a

1:28.4

Signage on the side of their truck. I go we got 20 of them

1:32.8

piled up out here. What do you want?

1:35.3

But you you got immediately paranoid that it wasn't really the gas company

1:39.5

Well, but you didn't get up to go fucking vet them like I usually do

1:43.4

I did see him when he walked by he went right to where the gas was. It wasn't a guy. It was like

1:48.3

In your house going. I just thought I smelled gas

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