It's 28 days later, I've just awoken from a coma in a British hospital bed if you've

seen the movie.

I had a Chaley Chad Shank, Shane Gillis, and on the horn, Brian Hennegan, to tell me what

I've missed during this whole lovely era of the last month.

We're going to start with Brian.

You can fill me in on how my career has fallen apart.

Well, I think your career has plateaued.

I think I longed along with the fucking everyone else's.

Hang on, Brian.

I forgot.

I was actually going to do this without addressing the fact that I'm wearing this.

I had a contact go wonky on me and my eyes, I can't look at light at all.

It's fucking killing.

It's painful.

I was telling them when you walked in last night, you go, someone with your eye and I didn't

even know it was a fucking cesspool yet.

Yes.

I could feel it, but I didn't know it showed.

And this morning, I'll show you the eye just so you don't think I'm fucking.

Oh, man.

Who you should nod to?

The camera.

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