It's the Catholic Guy show with Lino Ruley.

Featuring pseudo co-host, The Nasty Muppin.

Today, Lino welcomes Elise the Cow,

Flash Gordon, and The Undertaker.

With music by the Foo Fighters.

Plus, Lino does, Catholic spin zone.

Feeding ducks, getting mauled by toddlers.

That and more.

Now, from the Pope infested city of Rome, Italy,

here's your host, Lino Rooley.

Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home

for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic Guy show. Coming to you from Rome, Italy, as I have been doing all this week. Oh, I'm in an excellent mood. I'm in a really, really, really good mood. And that's rare, obviously, because I host a Catholic radio show and how often can a human being that does this for a living actually be in a good mood? I mean, such a good mood, Tyler, and I don't know what to do about it.

You know why?

Why is that, Lino?

Because I chatted with the Pope again today.

Oh, did you?

Yes, I did.

Oh, so everything fell through for you.

Well, congratulations.

That happens so rarely. Oh, congratulations. That happens so rarely.

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