It's the Catholic Guy show with Lino Ruley.

Featuring pseudo co-host, The Nasty Muffin.

Today, Lino welcomes Jacques Chirac, Pierre Delecto,

and The Pink Panther, with music by the Foo Fighters.

Plus, Lino does, clabber, saint or ain't,

endless bickering, that and more.

Now, from the Pope infested city of Rome, Italy,

here's your host, Lino Rooley.

Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic Guy Show coming to you from the land of pure Vatican pleasure.

That's right.

I'm in Rome slash the Vatican slash.

Let's not tell anybody the difference between these two countries.

Italy's a country.

The Vatican's a country.

I'm in Rome, but I'm kind of at the Vatican.

And I'm actually on Vatican property. But it's in Rome. Oh, it doesn't matter.

Our producer, Tyler, Tyler, you and I have not talked to each other in a very long time. Last week, we did a show with our friends at the busted Halo show.

That was just all France pilgrimage. The week before that was a best of the Catholic guy show, which whenever you select the replays,

the listeners tell me it's the best of Tyler.

That is their complaint.

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