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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 384 - Justin From Canada

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Sup bros. We're back yet again with a pipin' hot cast. Shane's the man in black. Matt got a juicy scoop on the pelaton this mornin. We discuss several different men from Canada, Manchester, fat lazies, and more. PLease enjoy. Be good, and if you can't be good ... be careful.

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0:00.0

Hey

0:04.0

Wow, wow

0:06.0

Wes there it is I need to I need a slap. Oh, we on imagine you're slapping a thick rom, dude

0:11.2

What the fuck how would you slap it was a thick rom? Yeah, let me see if it was a fat ass and you're behind it

0:16.6

Let me see wow

0:19.7

So you're gonna line your hand up on it make sure you don't you gonna get the so you don't actually get inside a cheek

0:25.1

Exo that's a very sensitive area to smack a girl. Oh, yeah, sometimes they go what the fuck are you doing?

0:30.7

You mean they're like in their butt. Oh accidentally connect with the crack a little. Oh, yeah, dude. That's I'm fucking

0:37.9

I don't even know I don't hold at all. I'm just crying. I go

0:42.2

I just criedy chop them right on the but hold

0:47.6

Dude if you gave a girl a cryy shop on the but hold not as hard as you could obviously because you'd split it in half

0:52.0

Yes, but if you did like a we did like a quick fucking to the but hold they'd

0:57.6

Probably do something. I mean, yeah, if you can split them. They'd probably split break. I can split a brick

1:02.5

No, that I could explode. It'll be nothing girls. But hold just yeah, dude. Give me three stack three of them on top of each other

1:10.7

And they'd all just come at the

1:13.5

It's right all girls really wants to be cut in half from the but hold

1:16.3

I

1:19.8

Hit my I hit my girl with a funny one this morning. What'd you get it? You liked it?

1:23.1

It came in the room. It was she was looking for her laptop

1:26.0

And it was in the bed and I was like what do you want she goes my laptop like a when do you want it? She goes now

1:34.3

What do you want because my laptop?

1:37.1

When do you want it now

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