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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 383 - The Lone Pieman

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

WuzGo0o0od. Classic ep for you bros, just the D.A.W.G.Z. Shane's got injured hip flexors (Send T's & P's). Matt went off in pick up ball. Matt Curry with the pot, Chef cookin wit da wrist boi. Billy gates got CP'd on cam lol. P*rn is banned in R*ssia. Please enjoy.

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0:00.0

Hello, we're live. Welcome to Matt and Shane's secret podcast. What's going on, dude? We're here with Sean Gardini the big

0:07.4

super star. The big super star Sean Gardini, the Superman. Are you the Superman? No, you know, man, super Italian man.

0:18.6

Big Italian boy. No, not just a normal guy. Yeah, right. How how many of your Italian heritage are you? Yeah, to be honest,

0:25.6

I'd say about half Irish, so I give you a chance. They deny it. The times half Irish to really they go strong.

0:33.1

Wop. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. Yeah. Yeah, which side do you like more? I wish my Irish heritage. Which side do you like more? He likes his

0:39.3

papas. He loves his dad. I love my daddy. I love my mommy too. You don't love your mom as much. They're both half Irish half Italian. Oh, really?

0:46.2

Yeah, so Grammy and grandpa were Irish and Italian each full blood full blood. Yes, no, that half blood crap. No, that half blood crap. I can't. I hate half blood.

1:01.4

I'm filled with like Finland or something. You definitely say they made it me. I fucking hate it. I would hate that. I'm never looking up. Oh,

1:10.0

I'm pissed. I'm probably half Scottish. Yeah, spent my whole life being like just a hundred percent Irish. Yeah, it turns out I'm fucking Scottish too. I

1:19.6

I actually fuck the sky to the heavy. Scotland fucking rules, dude. Yeah, Scotland is a strong holdout. Technically, I'm Canadian. Why do you think my my mom's side,

1:29.2

the kill cannings came over to Canada first. Yeah, but they probably go to action. They probably fled. They're probably getting like

1:35.7

a press. My grandpa Paul went out to Saskatchewan for a while. What? Yeah. But you guys, I'm Canadian. I'm a bit of a Canadian. That's why my heart's just torn over this whole trucker situation. How long ago was your family in Canada? I think they came from my mom's side from Ireland,

1:53.2

Canada. So they might have been trading a couple of fucking beaver pills. They're trading peltz. Trains on peltz. They might have been.

1:59.4

They love the beaver pills. They love peltz. They blew it. They came here and got a lot. They lost on the flesh. What do you mean? They could have just dominated.

2:11.6

But like now this place is only good for peltz. Yeah, yeah, they did blow. How do you guys like yourselves now? Yeah, it's France. Nice going.

2:20.0

How do you see how do you see those dumbasses doing in the next 50 to 100 years France? Yeah, they're not going to stick with us. They rely on Russian Russian oil. Yeah, the gas and the oil too. Yeah, they'll, they're lying. Whoever lines with America is going to come out goodness. That's the only thing you got. Yeah, we're the best. Yeah, what do you think about the Ukraine, dude?

2:40.2

That'll be tough. That'll be tough. I got a battle with my girlfriend over the Ukraine. What was her problem? She just wanted to fight very clearly. It is nicer to keep fights to that. Yeah, I've never been more angry. Why?

2:56.2

Because we were fighting over Russia, Ukraine. What were you saying? I was like, I don't care.

3:01.6

You were, you were, you were, I was fully like, dude, I'm not going to nuclear war over Ukraine. Yeah, yeah. Then I started looking into it, dude. Yeah, don't look into that. Don't look into Ukraine, dude. What do you mean? You'll see Putin's got some decent points.

3:17.6

He, dude, that's the one thing I want to say. Some decent points on this. I don't want, I don't want to turn. I don't want to get most conflicts. Both sides tend to have decent points. Yeah, Putin sometimes pulls my heartstrings.

3:28.3

I'm like, dude, you remember that motorcycle gang for his security in the Adam Curtis stock? That fucking

3:34.3

That's pulling my fucking heartstrings. That kind of fucking rule. They were, they were like, remember the swords of your grandfather, the Eurasian, they was like, yo,

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