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Uh-uh, it's a little bit early for it, but you can't stop me, and there I swear there's a reason for it.

There was a time when I was sure, yes it's my first Christmas Carol, that you and I were truly one,

that our future was forever and would never come undone,

and we came so close to being close, and though you cared for me,

yeah you thought I was just gonna sing the fucking stanza,

just to sing your eyes tonight, so we're not meant to be.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry you're actually Jackie, Ms. Abrowski, you're not a wild

singing team to sing that song, because I Jeffrey Katsumberg, an a-feature founder,

and quick name.

This is not a movie, we'll need you to stop singing because we are cutting it from the stem.

I hate you Jeffrey Katsumberg.

The love is gone, the love is gone.

See I would have fast-forwarded you if I could Jackie, so I got hit the side

with Jeffrey Katsumberg on this.

What?

Hello, you're such a fucking Katsumberg.

Welcome to page 7, I'm sorry I'm cursing so much up top, but I'm upset because yeah,

we talk about it almost every single year that the Muppet Christmas Carol that they take,

one of my favorite songs out of it in the goddamn DVD version, and yes, you may think,

but Jackie it's not even October yet, and I'm not trying to be a CVS or a big lots over here

where they put out the Christmas stuff already.

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