Ep. 370: I'm All That

Page 7

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

We all have therapy breakthroughs as we goss about Chris Evan's accidental dick pic, Mariah Carey's new song, and in celebrity conspiracy corner: is Paula Abdul an aviation LIAR?!?! Join us for vampire humpins over on our Patreon page! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

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0:00.0	Hmmm.
0:16.3	Huh.
0:19.0	Huh.
0:21.4	Yesterday was Wendy's third year adoptive
0:24.8	Rory's not even my dog but I pretend like she is
0:27.7	Because she's my little girl.
0:29.7	And I like to see her now we're putting her in a little red top and making her dance for us.
0:35.7	Is that what we're doing?
0:36.7	Henry says that I'm not allowed to sing the song there because it quote-unquote sexualizes her.
0:41.7	Yeah.
0:42.7	But I know.
0:44.7	I adapted the lyrics so it's not about I'm not just like exploiting her for sexuality.
0:50.7	I'm not cuties my niece right now.
0:54.7	Okay.
0:55.7	I cuties in a nobody.
0:57.7	Yeah, I'm talking about the upsetting movie on Netflix that spoiler alert was not that upsetting because I did watch it.
1:03.7	Welcome to page seven.
1:05.7	We've got things coming out of the gate today.
1:08.7	Woo!
1:09.7	It is so early.
1:11.7	We are recording this on a different time and a different day.
1:14.7	It is the morning.
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